Tracey M. Hansen grew up in the wilds of Cape Coral, FL where she still unwillingly resides today. She lives with a dime piece she calls 'ManPal' and three very feisty fur-kids. With her best of friends scattered around the globe, Tracey spends her time in a dark corner in fetal position, sucking her thumb and crying while listening to Enya. Her campaign, 'A bottle a day keeps the…who the fuck cares', is catching on like wildfire in the alcoholic writing community. She is afraid of flying, the dark, bees and Rosie O'Donnell…not necessarily in that order. Her goals are to have a restraining order filed against her by a celebrity and world peace…in that order. Tracey went to Catholic School which explains so much. Her constant caffeine high allows her to write without thinking of the repercussions, so she has a tendency to offend people. Luckily, she doesn't give a shit.
She has two books coming out in 2012, NOT A PERFECT MOM and WRITE FOR THE FIGHT, both brought to you courtesy of Booktrope Publishing. Her first novel titled, WHY THE FUCK DOES WRITING THIS THING TAKE SO LONG, is due out when she stops procrastinating summer 2075.